Tuesday, January 23, 2007

IS YOUR HOG ON METH? HOW WOULD YOU KNOW? HOW COULD YOU TELL?


Well, yes. You see, your hog is definately on meth. Look for these here warning signs. Euphoria leading to paranoia, stealitazation of your thangs, and jibberish style oinkery what make no sense at' all. Warn your hog about the dangers of meth before it's too damn late.

1 comment:

MarcLord said...

Hi Jesus,

I listened to part of the Pig of the Union address in my car because I was too lazy to find an 80's arena rock station. Turned it off in disgust. Then came back 40 minutes later to go buy a bottle of Old Grandad, turned the radio on, and the hog was still oinking. Never knowed him to oink for that long at one stretch, so yeah, my hog is definitely on meth.

Great post, one of many. I'm putting up a link so I can make the rounds here a lot more often, plus I won't have to type it in when the Old Grandad takes effect. Maybe some of my twisted tribe will make their way over for a look.

Cheers,
Marc