LORDY, LORDY, MY SWEET B'JEBUS

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If this isn't about the best 14 minutes I've spent in a long time, then I don't know what. This is Governor Sarah Palin holding forth in her baby's mama's church, the Wasilla Assembly of God, standing aside her very own pastor - both of 'em. The only thing that would have been sweeter is if she had broke out speaking in tongues, but never mind that, I'm telling you, the spirit was moving upon her.

I heard say that Fred Thompson vetted her up real good last night and plain told folks how's she's the only candidate in either party that knows proper how to field dress a moose and how's good ol' folks need figger 'bout we proper types to take off our colored glasses and look real close at our next preznit and make sure about his colored glasses being all colored and all.

I see right here where the right reverend Joe Lieberman carried her over to the AIPAC yesterday where she got her special pin right after she put her hand on the bible and expressed her deep, personal, and lifelong commitment to the safety and well-being of AIPAC, or so says the JTA Breaking News , and they should know.

I believe we got ourselves our own little Maggie Thatcher and Evita Peron wrapped up in one mean little fire cracker of field dressing mama.

Daaaaamn, we're good to go.
Rock and Roll. I mean, Lock and Load.

CINDY HAS COMPLETELY REDONE HER LOOK SINCE JOHN GOT HIS THIRD WIFE...

...I THINK IT HAS BEEN GOOD FOR THEIR MARRIAGE

MCCAIN DOG IS ON BOARD

Spotted in St. Paul and ready to do business

COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF OF THE ALASKAN NATIONAL GUARD

Finally, after eight long years of kicking the asses of Bush, Cheney and the neoconservatives, Putin meets his match.

WHERE'S MY REPUBLICAN HAT

"This is a time when we take off our Republican hats and put on our American hats." Cindy McCain was referring to GOP efforts in the face of Hurricane Gustav.

When one is threatened we are all threatened - Mike Duncan Chairman of the Republican Convention

Why did we ever take off our American hats.

Why do we only take off our republican hats when natural disaster strike

Why don't we take off our Republican hats when a child has a life threatening illness and no health care

Why don't we take off our Republican hats when a child is threatened by gun violence in the inner city

Why dont we take off our Republican hats when millions are losing their homes in foreclosure

Why are these not threats that also affect us all - Huffpost