Tuesday, September 02, 2008



If this isn't about the best 14 minutes I've spent in a long time, then I don't know what. This is Governor Sarah Palin holding forth in her baby's mama's church, the Wasilla Assembly of God, standing aside her very own pastor - both of 'em. The only thing that would have been sweeter is if she had broke out speaking in tongues, but never mind that, I'm telling you, the spirit was moving upon her.

I heard say that Fred Thompson vetted her up real good last night and plain told folks how's she's the only candidate in either party that knows proper how to field dress a moose and how's good ol' folks need figger 'bout we proper types to take off our colored glasses and look real close at our next preznit and make sure about his colored glasses being all colored and all.

I see right here where the right reverend Joe Lieberman carried her over to the AIPAC yesterday where she got her special pin right after she put her hand on the bible and expressed her deep, personal, and lifelong commitment to the safety and well-being of AIPAC, or so says the JTA Breaking News , and they should know.

I believe we got ourselves our own little Maggie Thatcher and Evita Peron wrapped up in one mean little fire cracker of field dressing mama.

Daaaaamn, we're good to go.
Rock and Roll. I mean, Lock and Load.

1 comment:

MarcLord said...

hey there--

how's the paranoia hanging? Hopey's got a double-digit lead, which means they're thinking, hmmm, do we go with suspending the election, nuclear war, or the bio-agents?

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